Yakganrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, kind faun.

Yakganrutt created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakganrutt, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yakganrutt, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yakganrutt's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Yakganrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Never feed bread to capybaras while wearing black dresses.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.
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