Genhadrilrap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent zebra.

Genhadrilrap created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Genhadrilrap, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Genhadrilrap, she will refuse to believe in you.

Genhadrilrap's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Genhadrilrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.