Fossomkin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fossomkin created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossomkin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fossomkin, he will strike you with lightening.

Fossomkin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fossomkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always take life seriously.