Fedbarncun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent cat.

Fedbarncun created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedbarncun, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fedbarncun, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fedbarncun's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fedbarncun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fedbarncun.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.