Cedveenfod Wabdunfad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish slug.

Cedveenfod Wabdunfad created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cedveenfod Wabdunfad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cedveenfod Wabdunfad, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cedveenfod Wabdunfad's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cedveenfod Wabdunfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink alcohol.