Bunnurmum is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic badger.

Bunnurmum created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunnurmum, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bunnurmum, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bunnurmum's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bunnurmum's Holy Commandments

1. Bunnurmum must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Worship no other gods but Bunnurmum.