Ziglarpnil Dubgarsis is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, strong fairy.

Ziglarpnil Dubgarsis created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ziglarpnil Dubgarsis, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ziglarpnil Dubgarsis, she will come to you in dreams.

Ziglarpnil Dubgarsis' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Ziglarpnil Dubgarsis' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry badgers.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Do not covet oxen.