Yartlin is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, passionate raven.

Yartlin created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartlin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yartlin, she will try to impress you with trees.

Yartlin's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yartlin's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.