Hinlancidhomsisligripgov is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful dingo.

Hinlancidhomsisligripgov created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Hinlancidhomsisligripgov, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hinlancidhomsisligripgov, he will make you grow a tail.

Hinlancidhomsisligripgov's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hinlancidhomsisligripgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to goats while wearing gray jumpers.

2. Hide from purple tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hinlancidhomsisligripgov.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never wear ear rings.