Gedtap is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, staggering weasel.

Gedtap created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedtap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gedtap, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gedtap's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gedtap's Holy Commandments

1. Gedtap loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. You must love Gedtap.

3. Always obey Gedtap's priests.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not chop down trees.