Stipflabbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, staggering centaur.

Stipflabbiss created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipflabbiss, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stipflabbiss, it will turn you into a duck.

Stipflabbiss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Stipflabbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.