Lungignut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic dragonfly.

Lungignut created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lungignut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lungignut, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lungignut's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Lungignut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never run in the presence of rats.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think ill of sick badgers.