Cebgebneg is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, cheerful dragon.

Cebgebneg created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebgebneg, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cebgebneg, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cebgebneg's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Cebgebneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.