Pomgumcap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unfair cow.

Pomgumcap created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomgumcap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pomgumcap, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pomgumcap's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Pomgumcap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never feed corn to geese while wearing yellow shoes.