Bodkemdutlakfobdad Fas is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, competent pig.

Bodkemdutlakfobdad Fas created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Bodkemdutlakfobdad Fas, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bodkemdutlakfobdad Fas, it will come to you in dreams.

Bodkemdutlakfobdad Fas' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bodkemdutlakfobdad Fas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill cats.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Worship no other gods but Bodkemdutlakfobdad Fas.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Always stare at clouds.