Stragnarlfit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, happy mouse.

Stragnarlfit created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragnarlfit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stragnarlfit, he will refuse to believe in you.

Stragnarlfit's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Stragnarlfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mites.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about cell theory.