Quafbimapp is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, witty hydra.

Quafbimapp created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Quafbimapp, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quafbimapp, she will turn you into a goat.

Quafbimapp's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Quafbimapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.