Legwapcuss Wankipgem is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, sage grasshopper.

Legwapcuss Wankipgem created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legwapcuss Wankipgem, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Legwapcuss Wankipgem, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Legwapcuss Wankipgem's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Legwapcuss Wankipgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Legwapcuss Wankipgem's name in vain.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. Hide from yellow turtles for they are unholy.