Zogrullyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest hydra.

Zogrullyarp created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogrullyarp, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zogrullyarp, she will throw large rocks at you.

Zogrullyarp's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Zogrullyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four ants approach from the north.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never pour water over plants.