Flatwodfutarn is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, sage raccoon.

Flatwodfutarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flatwodfutarn, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flatwodfutarn, it will have a low opinion of you.

Flatwodfutarn's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Flatwodfutarn's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry moths.

2. Never hurt tapirs.

3. Snakes are not to be trusted.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Always help great tits.