Jopwittig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, selfish pigeon.

Jopwittig created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jopwittig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jopwittig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jopwittig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Jopwittig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.