Tipliknart is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, confident fly.

Tipliknart created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipliknart, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tipliknart, it will send you a sign.

Tipliknart's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Tipliknart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.