Higvil is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome centaur.

Higvil created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Higvil, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Higvil, she will laugh at you.

Higvil's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Higvil's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Higvil.

2. Always treat geese with great respect.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.