Bonhadpang Guncadstigpag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful yak.

Bonhadpang Guncadstigpag created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonhadpang Guncadstigpag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bonhadpang Guncadstigpag, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bonhadpang Guncadstigpag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bonhadpang Guncadstigpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Pray towards the north.