Ranhugfot is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unfair narwhal.

Ranhugfot created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranhugfot, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ranhugfot, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ranhugfot's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Ranhugfot's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ranhugfot.

2. Worship no other gods but Ranhugfot.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Do not take Ranhugfot's name in vain.

5. Never feed onions to mice while wearing blue kilts.