Raghomkam is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, egotistical raccoon.

Raghomkam created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raghomkam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Raghomkam, he will laugh at you.

Raghomkam's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Raghomkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never hurt eagles.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.