Weelistcan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, weak goat.

Weelistcan created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weelistcan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Weelistcan, he will turn you into a puffin.

Weelistcan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Weelistcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Do not hurt dolphins.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never eat bark.