Zankinbossfut is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humorless jackal.

Zankinbossfut created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Zankinbossfut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zankinbossfut, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Zankinbossfut's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Zankinbossfut's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not hurt snails.

4. Never wear purple ear rings.

5. Never think about gravity.