Arnmisjam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane bee.

Arnmisjam created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnmisjam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Arnmisjam, she will turn you into a rat.

Arnmisjam's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Arnmisjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Arnmisjam must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Never look at asteroids.