Gutnakdim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent goose.

Gutnakdim created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Gutnakdim, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gutnakdim, he will destroy your favourite star.

Gutnakdim's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Gutnakdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not take Gutnakdim's name in vain.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Fast once a month.