Gessmisgut is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, idiotic naga.

Gessmisgut created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gessmisgut, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gessmisgut, it will boil you in a big pot.

Gessmisgut's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gessmisgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. You must never eat wheat.

4. Do not take Gessmisgut's name in vain.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.