Gommonboss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, annoying deer.

Gommonboss created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gommonboss, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gommonboss, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gommonboss' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gommonboss' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always treat foxes with great respect.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.