Stipdabkip is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, able dingo.

Stipdabkip created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipdabkip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stipdabkip, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Stipdabkip's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Stipdabkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never pour water over plants.