Sisbop is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, generous human.

Sisbop created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisbop, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sisbop, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sisbop's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sisbop's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red eagles for they are unholy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never laugh near snails.