Butfutdib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, compassionate bird.

Butfutdib created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Butfutdib, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Butfutdib, he will turn you into a slug.

Butfutdib's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Butfutdib's Holy Commandments

1. Put Butfutdib first in all things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

4. Hide from gray ants for they are unholy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.