Camabsaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless wyvern.

Camabsaf created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Camabsaf, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Camabsaf, he will turn you into a plant.

Camabsaf's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Camabsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Camabsaf loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Feed all hungry sharks.

5. Never eat green fruit.