Dimkensat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, competent mink.

Dimkensat created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimkensat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dimkensat, he will turn you into a dog.

Dimkensat's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dimkensat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Never paint your feet violet.