Yatnabbumyartort is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, charitable slug.

Yatnabbumyartort created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatnabbumyartort, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yatnabbumyartort, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yatnabbumyartort's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Yatnabbumyartort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Yatnabbumyartort on top of all buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.