Vadbopgab Bablimgidbad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing duck.

Vadbopgab Bablimgidbad created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadbopgab Bablimgidbad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vadbopgab Bablimgidbad, he will turn you into a rock.

Vadbopgab Bablimgidbad's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Vadbopgab Bablimgidbad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vadbopgab Bablimgidbad.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vadbopgab Bablimgidbad.

3. Run away from mauve moths, for they are unholy.

4. Do not take Vadbopgab Bablimgidbad's name in vain.

5. Never pour water over plants.