Mantabgig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast badger.

Mantabgig created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mantabgig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mantabgig, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mantabgig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Mantabgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention shrews.

2. Do not hurt snails.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mantabgig.

5. Erect nine lead sculptures of Mantabgig on top of important buildings.