Giljap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Giljap created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Giljap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Giljap, she will come to you in dreams.

Giljap's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Giljap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never hurt sharks.