Millarndutvid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental hummingbird.

Millarndutvid created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Millarndutvid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Millarndutvid, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Millarndutvid's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Millarndutvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Millarndutvid on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Millarndutvid.