Gudfemnil is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, idiotic goose.

Gudfemnil created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudfemnil, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gudfemnil, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gudfemnil's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gudfemnil's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue rats for they are unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Do not make images of living things.