Rotgodcar is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise hare.
Rotgodcar created a photon two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Rotgodcar, it will not care.
If you do not believe in Rotgodcar, it will try to impress you with trees.
Rotgodcar's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Rotgodcar's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about fire.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Never wear red kilts.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.