Flispakkon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic squirrel.

Flispakkon created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Flispakkon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flispakkon, she will have a low opinion of you.

Flispakkon's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Flispakkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sheep.

2. Never feed parsnips to hamsters while wearing red jumpers.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not chop down trees.