Pogflabmob is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain wyvern.

Pogflabmob created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogflabmob, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pogflabmob, she will turn you into a mole.

Pogflabmob's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Pogflabmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Always help whales in need.