Yarpdabtonkpin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving fox.

Yarpdabtonkpin created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpdabtonkpin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yarpdabtonkpin, she will manifest in front of you.

Yarpdabtonkpin's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Yarpdabtonkpin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snails.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.