Wipveglib Ingfab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, benevolent warg.

Wipveglib Ingfab created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipveglib Ingfab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wipveglib Ingfab, it will throw large rocks at you.

Wipveglib Ingfab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Wipveglib Ingfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Never think ill of sick whales.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.