Niljathot is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, staggering capybara.

Niljathot created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Niljathot, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Niljathot, it will be very sad.

Niljathot's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Niljathot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured whales.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.