Dosszistyess is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, humane otter.

Dosszistyess created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosszistyess, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dosszistyess, she will refuse to believe in you.

Dosszistyess' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dosszistyess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. Dosszistyess loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Do not take Dosszistyess' name in vain.

5. Never go into blue rooms.